Don't worry. Be happy.

28 May 2012

Leonardo DiCaprio is an amazing actor.

27 May 2012

25 May 2012

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Just thought somebody needed to say it (even though my finals are over). 

23 May 2012

(Source: sirbedevere)

23 May 2012

  • In third grade: Learn cursive, you will use it for the rest of your life
  • Middle School: Write in cursive if you want, but make sure it's readable
  • High School: Please don't write in cursive
  • College: If you do not type it I will not grade your paper

23 May 2012

(Source: fadingspells)

21 May 2012

The most accurate self-portrait of me that exists. 

The most accurate self-portrait of me that exists. 

18 May 2012

“Shit happens.”
— Your ass. 

18 May 2012

trapped-in-the-tardis asked: wow, ok, I just found your youtube channel, and can I say just how amazing your rants are? seriously, they're well thought out, logical, and pretty much amazing!

Haha thanks! I appreciate it. 

18 May 2012

16 May 2012

  • romeo: hey i just met you.
  • romeo: and this is crazy.
  • romeo: but i saw you at your dad's party that i wasn't supposed to attend and i thought you were pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed but then your nanny called you away and i found out you were a capulet and got bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though i wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago.
  • romeo: so marry me maybe.

14 May 2012

When meeting someone who is learning English.

  • Foreigner: Hello. I am learning your language. Please accept my most sincere apologies if I make an error in my use of syntax, spelling, or grammar.
  • Native Speaker: lol wut u tlkin bout #yolo

12 May 2012

Kingsley is the cool kid on the block. 

(Source: supportdrews)

10 May 2012

I’m beautiful. It’s true. 

I’m beautiful. It’s true. 

7 May 2012